when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it




So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive


A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt


are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl)


where can i buy some thigh high crocs

(Source: meladoodle)


Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Great day ended off with a shower and cuddles with my kitty in da bf’s sweater 💞💋🐱

My baby’s finally home!!! 😍💙❤️💋 he spilt Nutella on his shirt 😜😈

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